10 Dating Tips From the Mind of Middle Schooler

"Your life will not end alone"

That was the subject line of an e-mail I received yesterday. It was written by a 13-yr old friend of mine, and it is an encouragement to single women who are looking for love. It is hilarious, insightful, naive, and so very true all at the same time. I laughed and laughed and laughed. I hope you do the same. This kid knows what's up.

To borrow a phrase from Beyonce' 'All you single ladies...get yo hands up' cause this one's for you:

'You have nothing to worry about until your like 35+. I'm sure tons of your friends love you and want to go out with you. E Harmony is a scam for people to find their true love even though its as fake as this government. You have a ton of time to find the right person that God made for you to love and live with forever until you die. So don't freak out or get upset because you will find him one day.

1) Ask your friends if they have single friends
2) Don't be afraid to venture out and meet people
3) When you're out on a date just act like yourself and don't act like you're desperate for love
4) Don't be mean to make them scared of you
5) Tell him a joke or two and see if he laughs (If he doesn't it probably means he has no sense of humor)
6) Don't act like your bored. If you are, just show him your always in a good mood even you aren't
7) E Harmony is for older people. I don't want you to find a man that's 35 on there and go out with him......that's just creepy
8) Watch what you say and make sure its not stupid
9) Don't SAY ANYTHING about your EX BOYFRIENDS cause that's just weird. Wait until like the 4th date
10) Don't join any dating services because there fake.'

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I hope you enjoyed that as much as I did.

Keeping up with this week's theme, this morning was sponsored by The Working Title's "Everyone Here Is Wrong"

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